I don't know if people even take the time to read these, but if so, the name's jake. I never know what to say on these things. I like to snowboard. Obviously. Singing is a close second, as is also indicated by my profile name. I'm in an a capella group if that interests you at all. I'm a pretty intelligent, pretty chill kind of guy. Just looking for some good conversation and stuff like that. I'm not really interested in finding a girlfriend on this site, and I don't plan on meeting anyone or asking them to meet me. I'm open to talking to anyone, male or female. That's not my goal. I just want to expand my social horizons, I guess. And no, ladies, I don't want to show you my hard on. It takes more than just a picture to get me off. I don't want to see naked pictures of you, and I'm not talking to you in hopes of playing my cards right so that I can get laid, whether it be in person or via internet. That's not how i am. I find it extremely disrespectful, and would never consider doing it. If thinking that way makes me sound gay, then so be it. I would rather be thought of as a homo than an asshole perv. I'm not, nor will I ever be, into the objectification of women. Yes, they did it in ancienct Greece and Rome, but it was because society idealized the female body and thought of it as pure and beautiful... not a peice of meat to be oggled and used for the personal benefit of others.

And No, I'm not bullshitting you, either. If you don't believe it, try me.