I'm Simon. I'm great. I study film at university. I spent a year travelling the world, which was amazing. I'm quite hairy.

Too many things to list here. Besides, half the fun is when people find out for themselves instead of just reading it on a profile. Only a few people will actually find out, specifically the person I am dating. Oh, but breasts. Obviously.

Drunk people. People who don't know how to structure an argument. People who have strong opinions about things they know nothing about. Smokers. Drug takers. People who waste their lives. Though maybe I'm doing just that by sitting here filling out a "what turns you off" box in a profile.