Hey, hey, hey! I'm Rachel and...

**Acting and singing are my absolute biggest passions in life
**This is really gross, but for a dare I drank my own piss. It tasted like chicken noodle soup.
**I was a child prodigy and my face made it on a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
**My senior year of high school I tried out for American Idol and met Simon, Paula, and Randy. Simon was a major bitch face but gotta love him.
**My mom and I enjoy co-writing rap songs together
**I'm not a lesbian, but I would totally convert for Scarlett Johansson!
**Someday I want to start my own band and travel around the country in a bitchin' van.
**I am NOT and NEVER will be those fake blonde, orange oompa lumpa looking girls. Pale is the new tan.
**I also am not one of the typical dirty pirate hookers on this site. Sluts are cliche.
**Intelligence and kindness are the gateways to my heart

I need a guy who will...

Make me chocolate chip pancakes at 2 am in the morning.
Wrestle with me in a pool of green jello.
Jump in puddles with me on a rainy day.
Cuddle with me in my bed and watch cheesy 80's movies all day long.
Go to an arcade and win stupid prizes like chinese finger traps and poppers.
Bust out in random songs like Vanilla Ice.
Break dance and do the worm with me even though I'm horrible at it.
Reneact the upside down makeout scene from Spider Man.
Ride on rollercoasters 'till we puke.

Me singing on youtube--Check it out! I dare you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WORMObgCuMk&feature=channel_page