I'm a somewhat megalomaniacal elitist with a penchant for mythology and a lust for computer hardware. Website: spewnet.org

I don't want messages from guys "looking to chat." For some reason, I'm a fag magnet. Leave me alone.

Turn-Ons:
Let's put it this way...I'm looking for a pornstar-hot cheerleader with a knowledge of *nix systems and an enjoyment of video games, cult films, Viking lore, and chimney emulation. An interest in Black, Doom, and Death Metal are a plus. Hardcore lovers will be accepted, as will those who dabble in German Industrial (anything else is a bit too weak). Lastly, those who provide random amusement for me...Bring your own latex catsuit.

Turn-Offs:
I can't tolerate teenieboppers or ignorance in general. I have little patience with people that have an unjustified sense of self-worth. I'm also not going to vote you up because you ask me to. I'm apparently worth $2,050,074.00.

If you're darker than a slight tan, I want nothing to do with you. No teen/single mommies. Last, but not least, no fucking fatties.