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About Me

its hollee. <3
for those closest its hollister or hollywood.
BEFORE READING ANY FURTHER PLEASE NOTE THAT MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE IS WHEN PEOPLE CANT HANDLE SARCASM. I DISH IT OUT ALOT. ITS NOT MY WAY OF BEING A BITCH, ITS JUST ME HAVING FUN && NOT TAKING THINGS TOO SERIOUSLY. LIGHTEN UP && LEARN TO DEAL OR GET OFF MY SHIIIT ALREADY. THX.

&& by the way, do NOT use the words "cute" or "cutie" in ANYway while referring to the way i look. i HATE it && will flat out ignore you.
- first off, dont confuse my confidence with arrogance.
- call me shallow but looks DO matter.
- i want to talk to anyone who reads my entire page. yup. i might quiz you on it later so know your shiiit or get off my page.

- i sing madonna in the shower && dance to my hot pink nano on the sidewalks.
- i really think FTJ should create a column in the match request section complete with a little "NO" box && a huge delete button so i can just say NO to all you losers at once versus having to go through E A C H freaking one clicking the same thing over && over. its probably the most frustrating thing ive come across in a longgg time.
- except for the other day when disney xm kept playing more COMMERCIALS than they were songs. ugh.

- hair on the shower walls irritates me && i loovvee qtips.
- i believe hot pink should be everyones favorite color.
- california is my favorite place in the world. marilyn monroe && jessica simpson

- im totally obsessed with hollywood. go FIGURE?!
- i still play with barbies. they rock. they have everything.

- britney spears is seriously my favorite person EVER.NO MATTER WHAT. i think its sick how people OBSESS over waiting to see what "horrible" thing shell do next. give the girl a BREAK. one day ill meet her && we will become BFFs. aha. no SERIOUSLY.
- like any female i can get bitchy, S A R C A S T I C && wayyy random.
- my malti-poo bella means more to me than you ever will. basically, if youre in with her, youre in with me.
- i say like, hella, dunzo, ish and totally wayy too much.
- YUP. my hair is bleached but dont think that means my BRAIN is too.
- i hate beer unless its corona...otherwise im a complete CHEAP wino.
- i can be a total ditz but still manage to be much deeper than people think.
- i rarely answer messages. its not usually anything personal, im just way too lazy.
- i have high standards that i wont lower for anyone.
- my naturally flirtatious personality gets me into trouble.
- all guys say theyre different than the rest...i say spare me your bullshit.
- very recently single again. he was a loser i settled for && in return broke my heart. bastard.

- i rarely have relationships. simply because i do not want them.
- blonde will always be better. for me anyway.
- i hate whip cream && find seafood to be absolutely disgusting. but mangos= L O V E.
- i have no sense of direction unless its towards the mall...ask anyone.
- i cruise to disney xm radio with my windows down, sunroof open and sing really loud.
- im a tanorexic for life. its most definitely my "bad for you habit" of choice.
- i love those who downrate as if my FTJ score dictates whether or not im going to have a good day or a bad day. who are you if someones not wasting their time hating you?

- i HATE ARROGANCE, JEALOUSY and LIARS.

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- i could live in the most materialistic world where EVERYTHING has a price.
- my crew makes me laugh. they are everything i need && MORE. the amount in which i love them is catastrophic.
- someday i want a gorgeous little villa in italy with a real vineyard && everything.
- the beach is the only place i can ever truly relax.
- chances are i own more sunglasses than you.
- my MAC bill alwaysss outdoes my car payment.
- dont make fun of the way i make top ramen or bitch about the money i spend.
- i make nicknames and abbreviations for everything...uggs=uggies && fish=fushies. that sorta thing. its just how i R O L L.
- i believe high heels, heated seats && eyeliner are the best inventions.
- i can be a major dork sometimes but my friends enjoy it.
- everyone tells me im entertainment.
- spiders, clowns and pretty much all bugs FREAK me out.
- sleeping with the windows closed makes me sick.
- wintermint orbit is my addiction. green tea && red bull are the keys to my heart.
- i think sex && the city is one of the best shows EVER.
- i want an ostrich like you want a new car.
- i burn easy mac but make awesome french toast.
- an ex cosmo student who was born seventeen days into the third month of the year.
- i hate people who think they know, when in reality they have no idea.
- i truly believe imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
- i often act intentionally childish for the purpose of diluting my frequent irritation and merciless criticism.
- im always adding && subtracting these little one liners so dont think its always going to be the same thing. i told you, RANDOM = LOVE. however FTJs "character limit" often leaves me fuuuccckkeedd. aha. jerks.
- im easy to get along with until you piss me off, then ill be forced to get all gangster-ish on you.
- THOSE WHO CANT SPELL: i find this to be one of the most irritating things EVER. if youre 25 years old && have difficulties spelling i strongly suggest trying dictionary.com before you touch that keyboard to communicate with another person.
- attempting to cyber with me will only prove how lame you are && that im pretty much going to hate you. so allow me to save your time, as well as MINE.
i wont give you x-rated pictures. i wont cyber with you.
i wont give you my number. && i wont rate you if you ASK me too.
if i say NO to your match request the first time, do NOT send me another one...
i dont have time for perverts, old men, DONKEYS or ignorance. k? thx.

ALSO: send me messages that in the end only make you out to look like a complete DONKEY:
"wow goregus breasts...mind if i take a closer look?"
"WiLl U bE mY h00Ker MaMi?!?"--"ill be ur ken baby...let me get those digits"
&& youll be automatically blocked.
YES. i have "The Little Yellow Man", Y! && M.S.N.
however NO you cant have my screen names. you mean nothing to me so why flood my friend lists with people who dont matter? && yes you MORONS this OBVIOUSLY means i dont want YOUR SN either. DUHHH. end of story. <3