Ok,now that I am done with my rant.People have said that I should be more descriptive about myself on here so,here I go.Let's see first off I'm not goth.I don't know what I am.I may be a prep at heart...ha...ha...wait...ewwww.Any-hoo, I am my own brand of classification known as simply:Dave.I love zombies.I love anime,and I love loud music when I'm waking up in the morning(or more middle afternoon lol).I love thunderstorms.I am very affectionate.I love to hold your hand and cuddle.I am the type of guy that will kiss your hand and tell you how beautiful you are.I cry at Disney movies.I am very sensitive.I love all cartoons.<b> Animaniacs </b>was the best cartoon <b>EVER!</b>I am the type of person that offers his hand for friends in need.I am a low self esteem sufferer.I don't beleive I am hot or sexy.But I'm trying to work on it.Since I have been asked multiple times I'm getting sick of explaining it I'll just say it here: <b>I am in a wheelchair cause I got 2 genetic diseases; Avascular Necrosis(causes the main joints to decay)and Akylosing Sponadalitis(causes the spine to fuse into one big bone).I have had my hips and my right shoulder replaced and I still have a few more surgeries to go through before I can attempt to walk again.</b>I tend to be very optimistic and happy most of the time but everyone has their moments.I say weird things at weird moments.<b>BOOBIES!!</b>I like to make people laugh and make them happy when they're down...hell I like to make people laugh all the time!I am a dork.I am weird.I think sex in a cemetary is as good as advertised, sex in a neo,however, is not.I love video games.Resident Evil is the greatest game ever,and I can kick anyone's ass at DBZ Budakai.I eat easy cheese right of the can.I like to give out my phone number out to complete strangers. I like to do weird voices and impressions(Pokemon voices are the most fun!..ask me to do my impression of Golem from "Lord of the Rings" masturbating for you sometime...).My dream is to do voice over acting for anime and/or video games.I'm very cocky,and I'm an asshole.But I'm a cute. love-able ashole to those I care about.I can also be very loud and obnoxious,especially if I've been drinking...I've also been told I should try out to be a stand up comedian,freinds have told me I am a mixture of Dennis Leary and David Spade and "Bloo" from "Foster's Home For Imiginary Freinds",not sure if that's a good thing.Ummm.I think that's pretty descriptive,right? |