Arrgh! I am the lost founder of www.fish4tips.com. Fish4Tips- Where Smart People Get Hooked!!---- Well actually eye don't spend much time there, beggin yer pardon, as me gallant nephew Uncle Jeff runs the place. Never liked to tie meself down with running a shipload of responsibilitees. But eye prefer to live a lonely existence, surfing the Seven seas in my endless quest for Boot Topping. Bein' from Springfield, Illinois, and surrounded by cornfields, eye always had a hard time travelling in my naval quests. I go my own ways.

Some say I'm a legend in me own Tyme, but I ain't that old yet!! They got me dog, Barclay, and she's keepin an eye on things. She was my only loyal companion she was, smarter than that Bush Baked Beans dog--- and she ain't givin' away none of me secrets!! Keep yer bloody hands off my secrets!!! I miss her, eye do (sigh) But enough blabberin'. Check out me website, and I swear by my rank as a captain you could make a treasure chest of booty solvin' other peoples problems there. It ain't a half bad idea I had. (Theres' more about me I hear if you click Hall of Fame on that site, and then click the Globe, but I'm only tellin ya what they said) Its a shameless plug it is, but it's me lifeblood and eyem proud ta tell yer about it. May His Majesty bless you fer readin' me sorry tale......



Captain James T Scrod
Somewhere in the South Pacific
(with occasional wi-fi)