to those who will read no further than this line.... frogs.

you heard me...frogs. look now you read two lines shithead. word.

white chicks and gang signs.



DEAR MIDGETS (and dwarves or any other pc names you like)
Why would you want to be called little people? Somehow it seems to imply something of your character, rather than your stature.

if i were a midget i'd pretend i was a gnome. that'd be way cooler. i'd be an underpants gnome.


i'm a match whore...u request it...unless you're exceptionally creepy...i'll say yes. it doesn't mean you should send me pics of you jacking off on your mom's couch. she's not dumb, she knows a splooge stain when she sees one. she's just too embarrassed to tell you she's tired of cleaning your unborn children off of her furniture. but i guess that's why she put that couch in the basement, right?

on a similar note...know why i don't like clicking "yes" on matches? cuz they put an exclamation mark at the end when you click on it. now to begin with, i hate exclamation marks. they're weak indicatives when a writer hasn't properly displayed emotion in the substance of the text. but furthermore, they just bug me. and really how excited can you be about clicking a button? it's like, "yeah man awesome, this site just asked me a yes or no question regarding a person whose picture i may or may not have looked at and i chose a fucking answer!!!! yeah!!!!!" see how ugly they look? bah.

forgive me, i'm high.