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the_one_2009
the_one_2009
Age: 23
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RookieBitch
OfflineLast Login: 11/20/2009 2:59:00 AM
RookieBitch
Member Since:November 2004Gender:Female
Age:26Sexuality:
Ethnicity:White / CaucasianLooking for:Friends
Occupation:Arts / Entertainment / PublishingUniversity:
Dating Status:SingleLocation:Kona Islands, Hawaii


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About Me
I tragically lost the father of my precious babygirl who was born on 5/28/09.. her father died on 4/14/09 only missing her birth by a little over a month. I'm just happy to always have a piece of him with me. RIP Weston Fowler. I love you <3








I lose the lids to everything. No seriously, it's some strange thing I have where you hand me ANYTHING with a lid and I'll lose it.

I've been posting on this site since 2001. Yes, I'm that gay. Love the regs in TG and S&R.

I know how to salsa. Quite well, in fact. It's probably the sexiest dance a woman can do with her hips. I also, know how to spin fire. This is something you will have to see to understand

I have a facetious sense of humor, and usually don't get along too well with people that like to take everything seriously.

I model for Ducati motorcycles

I'm a single mom. If you don't like it, I won't like you.

I also love beautiful ladies. If you don't like THAT, then I won't like you.

I love to fish, my mom and dad own a charter boat so I'm always going charter fishing and everyone is forever jealous cause I always catch the most fish.. just an fyi.

I appreciate not having an inner monologue, because you don't ever get your stories mixed up when you're blunt, and honest. Liars have a hard time keeping up with their own BS.

I went to college and got my early childhood learning degree and was a preschool teacher for a year but ended up going back to work for Microsoft.. it's been about 4 years that I've been there now and I couldn't have asked for a better job. Did I mention that it's in the XBOX division? Yeah, total nerd. Work hard, play hard... a lot of deadlines and meetings but also a lot of after work madden football tournaments.. and YES, even though I'm a girl, sometimes I win. (most of the time)

I'm a cancer survivor, twice, but have been in remission after a year long battle of radiation/chemotherapy since August 10th, 2008. I'm hoping I stay in the clear now so I can get back to being me and provide for my family. I tell you though, after fighting the C card you feel pretty overwhelmingly invincible. Don't fuck with me >.<

I love with my whole heart and am surrounded by a lot of amazing people that I would do anything for. I don't know what I would do without my support group of incredible friends.

~"Seduce my mind, and you can have my body"~




Likes: Biting bottom lips, Tattoos, passion, ice-cream, CONFIDENCE, people that aren't afraid to look you in the eyes, Back scratching, honesty, having crazy hair, my dysfunctional family, big words, being a kid @ heart, not knowing anything about fashion or name brands, Dark chocolate (actually the chocolate, perverts), Playing games with Tayven, being surrounded by gorgeous ladies, spinning fire, loud music, My 12 year old dog, stupid movies, teaching a self defense class, not caring what people think, being a SURVIVOR.

Dislikes: Probably you, people who don't like my Chicago Bears, Miracle Whip, insecure girls that hate for no reason (be nice, i love you.), bad kissers, being out of dark chocolate, the fact that it always rains here, people that don't shower every day (ps. you smell), people that STILL don't know the difference between your and you're. Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.


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dieselpi
dieselpi
i have a secret and i also have chocolate.9/28/2009 7:28:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
LURKER!!9/8/2009 11:49:00 PM

Khan
Khan
Have you taught your kid how to play xbox yet?8/26/2009 6:13:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
unfuckinglikely <37/31/2009 1:47:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
unfuckinglikely <37/31/2009 1:46:00 PM

kbabez
kbabez
how are you and the babe doing?!7/29/2009 10:30:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
miss youuuuuuuuuuuuuu7/24/2009 5:25:00 PM

logout_nerd
logout_nerd
They misspelled Ryah's name in the second paragraph. FAIL6/17/2009 8:18:00 PM

badpiechick
badpiechick
Was that an invitation to make out!? If so I absolutely accept!6/10/2009 12:16:00 AM

badpiechick
badpiechick
She's beautiful Kodi, and has your succulent lips. <36/9/2009 3:40:00 PM

vorthex
vorthex
hope u and ur baby are doin welllll talk to me soon <36/9/2009 12:30:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
she's adorable. (not that she has many options. newborns are adorable by default.)6/8/2009 8:04:00 AM

uptowngirl87
uptowngirl87
OMG you two are so gorgeouss!!!! Congratulations I love you!!!!6/7/2009 5:19:00 PM

TylerDurden_
TylerDurden_
congrats kodie:)6/2/2009 11:02:00 AM

vorthex
vorthex
love u.. hope ur doin well.5/29/2009 5:20:00 PM

witesugar
witesugar
did you shit out jeffrey junior yet?5/26/2009 5:56:00 PM

uptowngirl87
uptowngirl87
Hey sweetie I misssss you :( love you!5/26/2009 2:49:00 PM

logout_nerd
logout_nerd
I'd pee in your shower. I mean your butt I mean god dammit show me your tits 5/19/2009 4:23:00 PM

vorthex
vorthex
ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY 5/14/2009 2:14:00 AM

stuffurpussy
stuffurpussy
ILYSM!5/13/2009 11:44:00 PM

logout_nerd
logout_nerd
*smacks datass* 5/13/2009 5:07:00 PM

FlyinTooFast
FlyinTooFast
oh hi5/11/2009 8:03:00 PM

logout_nerd
logout_nerd
at least you get to have babies. Mine all just get flushed down the toilet:( 5/9/2009 8:32:00 PM

dieselpi
dieselpi
<3 n stuff5/3/2009 1:13:00 PM

kbabez
kbabez
have my children? tyia <34/30/2009 3:05:00 PM

witesugar
witesugar
jerk jerk jerk...ahhh, ok i'm done4/26/2009 11:28:00 AM

logout_nerd
logout_nerd
Would rub your belly as long as you'd let me [heart]4/24/2009 3:47:00 PM

logout_nerd
logout_nerd
your profile is beautiful 4/23/2009 6:56:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
now i have the Married with Children theme song stuck in my head4/23/2009 3:25:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
still too soon?4/23/2009 2:32:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING??4/23/2009 2:31:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
yo.4/23/2009 1:26:00 PM

stuffurpussy
stuffurpussy
rubbing your body all over mine is cuddling, stop your bitching4/21/2009 10:50:00 PM

kbabez
kbabez
hot momma <34/16/2009 4:58:00 PM

stuffurpussy
stuffurpussy
come rub your body all over mine4/16/2009 10:25:00 AM

uptowngirl87
uptowngirl87
oh no why do you hate men:( You don't need a man in your life- I'm the only person you need bb. I'm doing good- done with classes for summer- yay:)4/15/2009 10:35:00 PM

uptowngirl87
uptowngirl87
I loveeeeeeeeee you so much. How are ya doin? How was Easter?4/15/2009 11:12:00 AM

witesugar
witesugar
you make my penis rise like Jesus did today4/12/2009 11:09:00 PM

Armyman2015
Armyman2015
Happy Easter... :)4/12/2009 10:40:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
that's better than JELLY BEANS4/12/2009 8:33:00 PM

badpiechick
badpiechick
ohhhhsohottttt4/12/2009 8:10:00 PM

logout_nerd
logout_nerd
Happy Easter Kodi <3 4/12/2009 3:53:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
Official Stalker since 20094/8/2009 3:21:00 PM

stuffurpussy
stuffurpussy
hellz yeah haha I love how people talk. I was making them jealous just so they could envy the fact I will finger bang myself on cam just for my kokobutta4/8/2009 10:33:00 AM

Beantown88
Beantown88
there's a whole lot of kodi on my page and with this new picture ... hang on a sec ... unh mmm ohgod yes yesyes YES ... anyway, just saying hi.4/7/2009 3:42:00 PM

stuffurpussy
stuffurpussy
It's okay I'm a bitch, you're a bitch we're fuckin seksi bitches together always and foever4/6/2009 9:39:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
i'm not admitting to anything, but exactly :)4/6/2009 8:30:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
maybe i'm just better at it ;)4/6/2009 12:43:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
Just Stalkin'4/6/2009 7:02:00 AM

uptowngirl87
uptowngirl87
I figured she would be close to out by now ;)4/5/2009 9:38:00 PM

uptowngirl87
uptowngirl87
How ya feelin?!?!4/5/2009 9:30:00 PM

Got_Thai
Got_Thai
18 days! Getting ready for another EPIC trip! =D4/5/2009 1:04:00 AM

Got_Thai
Got_Thai
GUESS WHAT?!4/5/2009 12:58:00 AM

ManIAm
ManIAm
[heart]4/3/2009 4:53:00 PM

TylerDurden_
TylerDurden_
lol...your comment came up quite a bit during my visit ....it was "EPIC"4/2/2009 7:48:00 PM

inked_
inked_
xXYour lips are full of kisses baby je t'adore, MUAHXx4/1/2009 4:41:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
oh, um...you noticed that, huh? i couldn't help it. it was like a tractor beam of pure hotness.4/1/2009 7:17:00 AM

stuffurpussy
stuffurpussy
oh I just got wet3/31/2009 7:21:00 PM

Armyman2015
Armyman2015
dont forget to have ur "Cardiovaginal-sexercise" lol3/31/2009 2:38:00 PM

Armyman2015
Armyman2015
you are my fav person :)3/30/2009 9:52:00 PM

MissAtrocity
MissAtrocity
Hey pretty lady, wanna' go get married maybe? Right quick? Some drive through shit...haaaahaha. Hope pretty momma' and baby are healthy and happy.3/30/2009 6:56:00 AM

uptowngirl87
uptowngirl87
I LOVEEEE YOU!!!!3/24/2009 10:55:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
Here's lookin' at you, kid ;)3/24/2009 6:28:00 PM

witesugar
witesugar
i don't know why i'm so attracted to such an disgusting female before...this is all new to me3/23/2009 8:10:00 PM

stuffurpussy
stuffurpussy
I better be, because you're my favorite3/23/2009 10:46:00 AM

Armyman2015
Armyman2015
Hey Love hope you are doing well3/23/2009 8:31:00 AM

Beantown88
Beantown88
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING??!?3/21/2009 9:14:00 PM

LostSurf
LostSurf
How goes the resident of your belly? Trying to kick their way out yet? =)3/21/2009 3:15:00 PM

ManIAm
ManIAm
I can be, on the extremely limited opportunities I have to be so.3/21/2009 1:27:00 PM

ManIAm
ManIAm
I'd stick it in you.3/20/2009 10:22:00 PM

LostSurf
LostSurf
Kodi<3 3/20/2009 8:45:00 AM

stuffurpussy
stuffurpussy
i love the sensation of your tits in my hands with my face between them. It makes me feel all safe and cozy3/14/2009 2:58:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
how did i get involved in this little domestic squabble? i mean, don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with being beween the two of you, its just...we all still have clothes on for pete's sake.3/14/2009 12:30:00 PM

inked_
inked_
i havent read your profile in forever, i adore you kodi! i miss ya, we have some catching up to do!3/14/2009 2:55:00 AM

stuffurpussy
stuffurpussy
and then you kept sticking your tongue in deeper and deeper3/12/2009 5:40:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
not true at all! if either one of you foxy ladies was biting me, i'd be anything BUT sour! 3/12/2009 12:09:00 AM

stuffurpussy
stuffurpussy
mike would be a half eaten bologna sandwich because after a couple bites he gets sour3/11/2009 3:11:00 PM

vorthex
vorthex
HOLD MY HAND. XO!3/11/2009 2:10:00 AM

Beantown88
Beantown88
trust the pregnant woman to come sniffing around at the mention of cookies...3/10/2009 10:44:00 PM

Beantown88
Beantown88
if i were a rectangle, and you were a half eaten balogna sandwich...well, that'd just be weird.3/10/2009 5:46:00 PM

stuffurpussy
stuffurpussy
she wont be screaming when you try to break her in half because she is more experienced since I like to shove multiple loads down her throat and give the baby that 100% nutrition. The baby will come out craving for more3/10/2009 4:31:00 PM

witesugar
witesugar
give me that filet of fish...give me that fish3/10/2009 4:28:00 PM

Bomb_Shel
Bomb_Shel
promise not to scream when i break you in half3/10/2009 4:28:00 PM

stuffurpussy
stuffurpussy
It gives a whole new meaning to shake, rattle and roll3/10/2009 4:27:00 PM

witesugar
witesugar
hey kodi...jeff checking in...i haven't talked to you in awhile i just want to say how much i miss you and your awesome family!! remember when your uncle stevie blew a snot rocket in my mouth and your aunt sue slapped me in the face with a half eaten carrot cake?! ohh the good ol days <3 3/10/2009 4:27:00 PM

stuffurpussy
stuffurpussy
I'm sorry about last night, I didn't mean to fuck you so hard and get the rabbit stuck in your uterus, but atleast the baby now has a toy to play with and don't worry the vibrations will stop soon when the batteries die.3/10/2009 4:23:00 PM

witesugar
witesugar
i wanna shoot a load on your poop 3/10/2009 4:21:00 PM

inked_
inked_
i love your gutz! <33/10/2009 3:13:00 AM

vorthex
vorthex
snuggles.snuggles.snuggles.xoxoxox.3/9/2009 4:38:00 AM

uptowngirl87
uptowngirl87
I LOVE YOU BIGGER! ++++ you are the hottest mommy ever. I am more than honored to be your VIP Nanny *MuAH*3/4/2009 6:36:00 PM

cumdumpster
cumdumpster
You are one HUGE tramp. <33/3/2009 12:01:00 AM

Beantown88
Beantown88
I'm all up in your spot.3/1/2009 9:18:00 PM

stuffurpussy
stuffurpussy
that felt so good to be FUCKED2/28/2009 11:29:00 PM

bigeyes7387
bigeyes7387
i misses you2/28/2009 8:58:00 PM

bigeyes7387
bigeyes7387
hey my delicious lil fruit loop2/28/2009 4:20:00 PM

stuffurpussy
stuffurpussy
FUCK ME NOW2/25/2009 8:51:00 PM

ManIAm
ManIAm
well, you know...I do what I can bb2/23/2009 10:22:00 PM

TylerDurden_
TylerDurden_
thanks for the listening ear :) 2/23/2009 9:22:00 PM

vorthex
vorthex
ily.2/23/2009 1:27:00 PM

ManIAm
ManIAm
*surprise sex* *runs*2/23/2009 10:19:00 AM

bigeyes7387
bigeyes7387
just as i was starting to think that i was special because you wrote "hottie" on my page...i happened to look at someone else's profile right b4 i got to yours and you wrote they were hot as well...GRR still <3 ya2/19/2009 9:49:00 PM

vorthex
vorthex
just claimin' whats mine..2/18/2009 7:16:00 AM

OoOoZoeOoOo
OoOoZoeOoOo
I think your name should be beside "gamer" in the FTJ dictionary. <32/15/2009 5:26:00 PM

Got_Thai
Got_Thai
Happy Valentine's Day Gorgeous!2/15/2009 12:01:00 AM

ManIAm
ManIAm
tease2/12/2009 11:20:00 PM

ManIAm
ManIAm
mm, you can stalk me all you like [gamer]2/12/2009 6:02:00 PM

ManIAm
ManIAm
profile stalker ;)2/12/2009 9:36:00 AM

ManIAm
ManIAm
ohi [blush]2/10/2009 9:19:00 PM

c4rly
c4rly
Ummmm, I love you. Like ALOT. <31/23/2009 1:11:00 AM

witesugar
witesugar
i'm anti-comments... they're for the gays1/20/2009 8:07:00 AM

TylerDurden_
TylerDurden_
yes we did :) LOL1/18/2009 1:38:00 AM

House__Musak
House__Musak
This is the best comment you'll ever receive.1/16/2009 8:49:00 PM

LostSurf
LostSurf
Basically, this woman is the epitome of amazing. Not gonna lie. And she's pretty effing hot too. <swooningforyoukodi>1/14/2009 7:37:00 PM

Got_Thai
Got_Thai
Sorry baby, this one is mine! I'd say that I'd share... but I'd be SO lying LOL <3! 1/13/2009 5:02:00 PM

witesugar
witesugar
like 4th most1/11/2009 11:13:00 PM

inked_
inked_
LOL I like it rough, bad girl! xoxo<31/2/2009 3:23:00 AM

witesugar
witesugar
you think that wets your whistle, wait till you see my collection of midgets 12/29/2008 11:26:00 PM

witesugar
witesugar
sorry i haven't been around...i've been fucking dead hookers... i'm back now, so everything is all good12/29/2008 1:13:00 PM

Got_Thai
Got_Thai
Rawr Baby Rawr! You rock my socks Miss Kodidodi <3 FKN gorgeous to boot! <3!12/29/2008 3:43:00 AM

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