Hi, I'm Ron. No encumbrance. Man of means, extensive estates in the West. Prefers women of stout build, with own capital and car for travel on Continent. No others need apply.

I hold all manner of well-respected industry certification and have under my belt accomplishments that will never be (directly) responsible for my getting laid; along with an incredibly well-paying, recession-proof career.

I lack charm and social grace and am far happier building things than talking to actual people. I welcome any and all fellow builders to let me know what they're working on.

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