My name is Nick.
I'm a twin.
I work as a sub-contractor doing remodels, tile work, painting, furniture, and cabinets.
I've had the same job since I graduated from high school.
I can kick your ass at Mario Kart.
I'm almost always in a good mood.
I can make people laugh, most times at the expense of others or even my self.
I am sarcastic and quick witted.
I always like to have fun.
I enjoy driving my car, even if I have no where to go.
I don't smoke, and rarely have a drink.
I have 8 piercings.
I have skills, and not just with a bow staff.
I own a bowling ball and bowling shoes.
My dog's name is Steve.
You're damned straight that I cuss, get over it.
I make a good chili.
Haggard is one of the best movies of all time, grouped with Snatch and Full Metal Jacket.
I know the most random facts about the most random things.
I am a firm believer in the 2nd Amendment.

Dropkick Murphys

If your profile says anything to the effect of "Bitches be hatin on me and givin me 2s, but I dont give a fuck about my rating. Rate me a 10, and Ill rate you back!"; I will rate you a 2 because you're a douche and apparently you do care about your rating.

Things that piss me off:
- Parents that don't know how to control their kids in public.
- People that don't know how to drive.
- Stupid people.
- "prolly"; The damned word is PROBABLY.

There are two kinds of people in this world: Masturbators and Liars. If you say that you don't masturbate, then you're a liar.