Why did God create Domino's Pizza?
To punish humanity for their complacency at letting the Holocaust happen..
- Neil Hamburger

I used to help fight for your freedoms. But most of you don't care. So now I try to live my life. I'm joining the NAVY. I quit smoking two months ago.

"A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives a moderate exercise to the Body, it gives boldness, enterprise, and independence to the mind . . . Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks."
--Thomas Jefferson