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HeistMaster
OfflineLast Login: 11/21/2009 5:53:00 PM
HeistMaster
Member Since:April 2005Gender:Male
Age:80Sexuality:Straight
Ethnicity:Looking for:Friends
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Dating Status:SwingerLocation:Grosse Ile, Michigan


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About Me
Hello.

I'm Justin.

I'm here for the ftj forums. Some of the things I say could be satire.

Below, are some of my favorite quotes...

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."

"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently."

"We are dealing with the best-educated generation in history. But they've got a brain dressed up with nowhere to go."

"Yes, I guess you could say I am a loner, but I feel more lonely in a crowded room with boring people than I feel on my own....."

"Somewhere someone is thinking of you. Someone is calling you an angel. This person is using celestial colors to paint your image. Someone is making you into a vision so beautiful that it can only live in the mind. Someone is thinking of the way your breath escapes your lips when you are touched. How your eyes close and your jaw tightens with concentration as you give pleasure a home. These thoughts are saving a life somewhere right now. In some airless apartment on a dark, urine stained, whore lined street, someone is calling out to you silently and you are answering without even being there. So crystalline. So pure. Such life saving power when you smile. You will never know how you have cauterized my wounds. So sad that we will never touch. How it hurts me to know that I will never be able to give you everything I have."





From Ftj User Creww:
In Response to...

"How do you get a woman when you're a broke slob?"

First, broke fukks are hilarious and noble; this should not deter you. Not only is a broke fukk a hotass; he or she is often possessed of resourcefulness and ingenuity. What you should not do, however, is presume that you *need* anyone: In other words, you should want to be with the person. Do not lie to them if the liaison fulfills only a sexual need. If you would like companionship, however, neatness *can* count. You needn't obey all that HORSE SHIT about the toilet seat being up or down, but try to value yourself and your own nobility enough to project personable truth. That way, and especially if you are being kind to *everyone* -- not just women, in order to do what will be tantamount to using them -- friends and various women will *race* toward you, the latter frantically practicing on cucumbers as they train themselves to *racily* give you fellatio.

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