Let me think...yea, I guess it is all right being me. I mean come on..I don't wear lipstick, I don't flirt with other dudes, and my cheesecake is bangin' Yea, I admit it, my baking is absolute pure goodness. Now you are jealous of me, but thats ok.I'm not perfect. I don't walk around with a 14" Manhood bragging about it to everyone. And you think guys with big muscles are just all of that, they don't have nothing on me. I'm nice and soft. Like a bed pillow that just won't go flat. Please, a man spends 3 hours lifting weights and then 2 hours of cooling off and than another 2 hrs looking in the mirror...and some girls actually think he cares about them. As for me, I'm too damn lazy to do all of that. I rather fix up some chicken and rice, fix up some martinis, and bake a batch of cookies then crash on the couch with my girl watching the Simpsons. To me, thats the life I live. What? hell naw, I'm no crazed sex freak. Can't a man like me just have friends without sex? Don't know what kind of guys you all been out with, obviously they weren't much if your reading this ad,l but on the flip side...WE all need to be treated with Love and care. Oh yea, I want a Longterm relationship, but I'm not going to be a slave. I'm Steve from C-town...I don't bow down to no woman, unless she is wearing those black stockings waving some fudge brownies over my head. Hell, I'll turn into a little puppy. Yea, my mind is sky open...who knows what I think of, I am an ARTIST with a very creative imagination. I wish I could think of something to pay these bills. Mortgage, utlities, insurances. Gosh, all of these responsibilities. I'm getting old. I wish I was living with my momma like many of these losers on here. But then again, I like my own place...wanna come over and help me remodel. It could use a woman's touch, oh shit, I type quite of bit here. Well, you the get picture in what type of guy I am. And if you read all of this...I owe you a drink.